Five Primates of the Global South Confirm That the Issue IS About Gay Cooties

From a letter signed by Abp. Peter Akinola (Nigeria), Archbishop Emmanuel Kolini (Rwanda), Archbishop Benjamin Nzimbi (Kenya), Archbishop Henry Orombi (Uganda) and Presiding Bishop Gregory Venables (Southern Cone), regarding their reasons for boycotting the Lambeth Conference:

...We are also mindful of the press interest in the Conference, and in the presence in some form or other of Gene Robinson and his male partner, and of 30 gay activists. We would be the continual target of activist campaigners and media intrusion. In these circumstances we could not feel at home...

Someone needs to let these gentlemen know that conventional wisdom suggests that gayness is not contagious.

J.