Saturday, June 16, 2007

The True Gospel of Relative Inclusion...Shriek!

From Padre Mickey:

...AMiA and CANA have their own missionary bishops, the bishop of Bolivia and the bishop of Argentina have been sweeping up parishes in the U.S. and Brasil, and now ACK (!) wants to get in on the act. Well, we of The Real Live Orthodox Episcopal Anglican Protestant Catholic Pentecostal Evangelical Fundamentalist Christian Church of All the Americas and Actually the Entire Globe; Yeah, that's Right, We Include the Global South, the Global North AND the Global Center, So Where Else Ya Gonna Go? also known as the RLOEAPCPEFCCAAAEGYRWIGSGNAGCSWEYGG or The True, Really, I Mean It, Church™ are not going to miss out on establishing our own franchise! We have heard the cries of the faithful throughout the world, begging us to come and save them from perhaps having to meet someone with a different theological understanding or with icky personal practices, and we can not remain deaf to their pleas! Our Primados (Photo 1), His Most Shriekiness, the Rt. Rev. Gallito Mescalito, and His Holiness, the Rt. Rev. Red Mr. Peanut Bank, Bishop of All Legumes and Vegetables, in their infinite wisdom, have realized that there is money to be made that the faithful need protecting, and they have elected (the vote for each new bishop was two for, none against) and consecrated seven new bishops to bring the True Gospel of Relative Inclusion™ to those languishing in well-off parishes with great endowments amongst the apostates and heretics of most of the World Wide Anglican Communion...
World Stoppers may recognize His Most Shriekiness, the Rt. Rev. Gallito Mescalito. Most brujos familiar with a separate reality know that an effective way of stopping the world is to repeat the incantation made infamous by Bishop Mescalito;



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