A Sampling of San Joaquin's New Advent Hymnody

Courtesy of Susan Russell, to be sung to this tune:

Come, Thou long expected Schism
Born to set Thy people free
From our fears of queers release us
As we quest for Purity.
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CANA’s strength and consolation
Hope of homophobes thou art
Dear Desire of “Network” nations
Joy of every “Windsor” heart.
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Reasserters you’ll deliver
As you split the church apart.
Come thou long expected schism
Let the glorious rupture start!

I think I just heard Charles Wesley rolling over in his grave.

J.