Friday, May 04, 2007

An Evening at Home for the Archbishop

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Here's part of the description:

It has come to our attention that the Primate of the Anglican Church of Nigeria, the Most Reverend Peter Akinola has quite nearly exhausted himself in selfless ministrations to disaffected traditionalists in the Anglican Communion, wherever they may be found, and, as such, is in urgent need of a quiet evening (or two) at home this very weekend. It is recommended that he include in this revivifying regimen avoidance of all travel, especially to the United States. We have heard that, due to a threateningly high pollen count that could act as an exacerbant to any incipient allergies, the state of Virginia is to be particularly avoided. In fact, the entire Western hemisphere is said to be a bit dodgy this weekend, so best be safe and stay on one's own side of the Atlantic. As we are well aware of the good Archbishop's active nature, we are requesting the assemblage of some modest inducements to undertake this most necessary rest. Which really must occur this weekend, it bears mentioning again...
I especially like the "24 hour guard" idea.


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